i'm alissa, i'm 15, and lindsay jones is my queen.



my talents include:

  • being able to rap this is how we do it flawlessly all the way through
  • um
  • that’s it

dildoreo:

dildoreo:

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

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katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

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pubert addams
achievement hunter

renvalkyrie:

so it was like 4 in the morning and i was in audacity and i recorded a clip of this and then i did this and laughed for like half an hour but didn’t do anything with it and a few minutes ago i wanted katie to hear it because i started laughing about it again so i sent it to her privately and she lost her shit and demanded i post it so here you go this is the pubert addams conversation with a twist

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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probablylexi:

realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

woah

nialllhoran:

WHY ARE PHONES GETTING BIGGER WHEN GIRLS STILL BARELY HAVE POCKETS IN THEIR PANTS

i’m gonna be 50000% honest rn if i ever went to playlist/vidcon/rtx/pax/any other con it would literally be such a waste of money because i would just awkwardly walk around and if i saw someone important i would just glance at them every few seconds cause like i can’t just walk up and be like ‘hi i love your videos can i have a picture so how’s ur day going blah blah blah’ like i can’t do that

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD


I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

toonskribblez:

zombiedogdraws:

bienenkiste:

Ph. Lobke Leijser

I DIDNT UNDERSTAND THAT SHE WAS WEARING A SWEATER WITH WHITE SLEEVES I ONLY SAW THE BLACK AND GOT REALLY SCARED BECAUSE I THOUGHT SHE HAD FREAKISHLY SKINNY SLENDERMAN ARMS OH GOD

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIGANTIC CAT!

zamii070:

age limits on things more like stop it

nursejpg:

*listens to ur heart with a stethoscope* *takes ur temperature* *flashes a light in ur eyes* yep…. it’s exactly as i expected…. ur really cute….. *writes a prescription for lots of kisses*

shutupandenjoytheshow:

When you do something embarrassing in front of people

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curlaa:

I dont care what you say, pumpkin carving is art

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